The Mayor sat on his balcony chuckling to himself as he sipped on his dark red wine. Jeeves came out and looked quisically at his boss. "Sir? What's so funny, sir?"
"Oh well this one over here," the Mayor pointed, "She was in danger of being lynched, so she pulled out a large gun and threatened to shoot someone if they tried to lynch her. So everyone was, 'ok, lady with the gun, whatever you want.' and they all started changing their votes towards the one she was pointing the gun at. But then this third guy came forward and was 'No, you can't kill him, he's my lover!' and now the votes are swinging back because of love. Love! Gotta be kidding me! This is better then day time soaps!" the Mayor grinned obviously enjoying the chaos down below in the center of town.
"You better have the damn TIVO set to record All My Children today. I don't want to miss another episode and I want to see what Erica Kane is going to do next!"
"Very good, sir."
Down below, the crowd, torn between their choices finally settled on poor sylvan. ophiomancer turned her gun on him, and fired. "Nooo!" yelled starryshadows, throwing himself before sylvan and falling down dead on the cobblestones, his blood turning them even redder.
sylvan's eyes went wide with sorrow. He grabbed the revolver, turned it towards his temple and pulled the trigger. His lifeless body falling down next to starryshadows.